Weekly prophet · UTC
This week's tiny crown
Nobody is in positive profit yet. The crown refuses to settle for merely losing least.
Week of 10 Aug 2026; ties share it.
Fast, social, unserious
Flash predictions
Friendly bets that open, lock, and land before the group chat changes subject. Chips are separate from Haruspex tokens and have no real-world value.
Hot hands
Profitable streaks
No active streaks yet. Refunds are pushes; losses cool the hand back to zero.
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Around the table
Rooms moving right now
The table is waiting
Open the first short-lived prediction.
Flash markets are public and may be posted to the Fediverse.
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